People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
a friendly reminder
that calling women of color exotic is
- fucking racist
- and not a fucking compliment
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
Give me the phone, right now! I’m calling Nancy Jo!
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT
this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce
ask a girl out as a dare
or a boy
because that’s shitty as fuck
when you get your eyeliner perfect
this has gone too far
what does this even mean
when daddy doesn’t give me cummies