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religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

(vía jesuschristvevo)

(Fuente: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, vía nurseblonda)

blastortoise:

astaraisme:

blastortoise:

My sister and I have important birthdays that are holidays mine is July 4th and hers September 11th. My brother’s birthday is December 17th. Unimportant ass lmaoo.

technically they aren’t important if you’re out of US

Well guess where I live PUNK

tokomon:

makingmywaydownmax:

The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side

i mean

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she’s only happy 

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if

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there’s

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a katy perry 

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involved

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(Fuente: daeneryszhavorsa, vía lolsofunny)

*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

(Fuente: kyurem, vía ruinedchildhood)

pandabearjayy:

lanadelrey: alternate single art released! OMFG

pandabearjayy:

lanadelrey: alternate single art released! OMFG

(vía justbottomthings)

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(vía a--r--s--e)

(Fuente: lolgifs.net, vía onlylolgifs)

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

(Fuente: facebook.com, vía psyducked)

oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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(vía howidiotic)

(Fuente: desperatehouse, vía oprahlosefrey)

(Fuente: nollag, vía laugh-til-ya-fart)

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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(vía pizza)

semi-attractive:

when ur arguing with someone and they tell u to calm downimage

(vía twerknugget)