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(Fuente: mhmgrams)

(Fuente: eliaes, vía funnybro)

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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(vía funnybro)

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

(vía punkmonksteven)

a friendly reminder

beahbeah:

marfmellow:

that calling women of color exotic is

  • fucking racist
  • dehumanizing
  • othering
  • and not a fucking compliment

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(vía thehilariousblog)

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(vía ruinedchildhood)

Give me the phone, right now! I’m calling Nancy Jo!

(Fuente: kathybethterry, vía k1mkardashian)

—Marilyn Johnson (via observando)

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Fuente: bluelava3, vía beyoncebeytwice)

frankiemarx420:

this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce

frankiemarx420:

this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce

(vía thatsmoderatelyraven)

lord-anfelo:

lord-anfelo:

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(Fuente: firemen, vía puertoricantwink)

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

(vía oprahlosefrey)

phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

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(vía oprahlosefrey)

(Fuente: smittywerbenjegarmanjensen, vía oprahlosefrey)

rhydonmyhardon:

dekutree:

neptunain:

this has gone too far

what does this even mean


when daddy doesn’t give me cummies

rhydonmyhardon:

dekutree:

neptunain:

this has gone too far

what does this even mean

when daddy doesn’t give me cummies

(Fuente: mylittlesistercantbethiscute)